I love reading weird instruction labels.  Here are a few that I’ve seen recently:

– On a helmet-mounted mirror for cyclists: Remember, objects in the mirror are actually behind you.

– On a hairdryer:  Do not use while sleeping.

– On a string of Christmas lights (not U.S. made): For indoor or outdoor use only.

– On a food processor (not U.S. made):  Not to be used for the other use.

– On a package of peanuts:  Warning:  Contains nuts

– On a chainsaw (not U.S. made)  Do not attempt to stop blade with your hands or genitals.