Top 5 New Year’s resolutions for pets. Does your pet need to make one?

5. I will not suddenly stand straight up when I’m lying under the coffee table.

4. I will no longer be beholden to the sound of the can opener.

3. I resolve to get a bite in on that freak who gives me a shot every year.

2. I will break into the pantry and decide for MYSELF how much food is “too” much. and the Number 1 New Year’s Resolution made by pets . . . drum roll please.

1. I will NOT chase the stick until I see it leave the hand!